Sunday, December 16, 2007

Bali Conference Was A Failure

I was pleased to see the other day a lack of progress - and some have argued failure - from the United Nations climate conference because as you may know the UN is a far-left organisation which believes in the myth of man-made climate change. The aim of the UN conference was to find a replacement for Kyoto which would involve setting unnecessary targets to cut CO2 and destroying businesses and industry in order to meet those targets.

The big roadblock to 'progress' was our great friends and allies the United States. The US did so well in the conference because they managed to eliminate ridiculous references (inserted by the EU) to specific cuts in CO2. The EU demanded that industrialised nations should cut their CO2 emissions by 25-40% by 2020. The US argued that climate change could not be curbed by emission cuts from developed countries alone.

Although I am not completely happy with the outcome of the conference because the US did in principle agree that climate change is a potential problem. In an ideal world the US would have argued (like they have in the past) the truth which is that climate change is a natural process and that CO2 emissions in no way affect the world's climate. Then the US should have told the UN and every delegate at the conference to piss off!

Friday, December 07, 2007

What To Do With The Post Offices?

This is the second part in a series of articles about what to do with failing institutions/businesses. My first part about the Church of England received much scepticism even though the ideas are sound and absolutely correct. This second part looks into the problem of the post offices because many post offices face closure.

There are two sides to the debate on the post offices, on the one hand many people rely on the local post office and want to keep them however the Royal Mail have to run the post offices like a business and not an OAP social club. So I have come up with a solution which will hopefully make Royal Mail profit and allow the post offices to stay open.

My strategy is to diversify the range of services a post office will provide. For example the easiest way of doing this is to turn the post office into a newsagent as well, so not only does the post office provide the standard mail services, it can also sell you the lottery or a newspaper. But the post office does not have to be a newsagent as well, it could also be a takeaway restaurant so while you are waiting for your Chinese you could buy your stamps; or what about turning the post office into a sex shop because that way the post office may attract new customers as well as retaining the regulars.

Although these ideas alone will not be able to stabilise a failing post office and that is why the whole post office system must adopt two measures which have been designed to drag the system into the 21st Century. The first measure is to create 24 hour post offices this is because we live in a market orientated world and by the time most people have finished work the post office has already closed.

The second measure is to allow rival postal services to set up business in Britain and this would be beneficial to the post office and Royal Mail in general because it will force the post office/Royal Mail to cut costs and deliver a better service in order to keep its customers. I believe that with these ideas and measures the post offices will survive and make Royal Mail a profit.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Teacher and the Teddy Bear: the Shame of Islam

The jailing of a British teacher in Sudan for naming a teddy bear "Mohammad" shows Islam for what it is; a grim religion of backwardness and hate.

The fact is that the Muslims have bitten the hand that feeds them. This teacher who has generously gone over to a dirty squalid country to better the lives of these people has been turned upon for an innocent mistake. This further highlights a particularly vile trait of Islam, where many of its people harbour hatred for those who provide them with all they have. Take for instance the London bombers or 9/11 terrorists. Instead of living in huts and caves like those in Afghanistan or Pakistan, they lived in relative luxury in the Western world. These parasites got an education off us and claimed numerous benefits then showed their gratitude by murdering their fellow citizens. It really is barbaric. And let's not forget the whole Mohammad cartoons episode.

The noble aims of this teacher have spectacularly backfired, but let it serve as a warning to others. Let's stop helping the Islamic world until it gets its ship in order. When it renounces terrorism, brutality and spitefulness and stops trying to colonize us then we can do business. Unfortunately however, I fear it will be a long wait. To hell with with them.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The Church Of England Should Be Run Like A Business!

The Vatican has decided to give financial rewards to employees who are doing a good job. It says it will take into account issues such as: dedication, professionalism, productivity and correctitude when awarding a pay rise.

More than 4,000 people, from cardinals to cleaners, work at the Vatican and base pay across a broad spectrum of jobs reportedly ranges from £791 to £1,582 a month. The new system will bring an added incentive into the Vatican’s salary system. I believe the Vatican is on to something here and that the Church of England should do the same.

In fact I believe that the Church of England should be run more like a business because week after week it suffers from low attendance and is as a result is haemorrhaging money. If these churches were post office branches then they would be shut by now. What I would do is close the churches which have less than 50 people at Sunday service, then sell them off to a property developer and use that money to update and modernise the remaining churches.

With the remaining churches I would install turnstiles and require every churchgoer to pay for the privilege of worshipping in the church. I would rent out the Hymn books for a modest fee and I would introduce advertising into the church. The vicar or reverend will wear a uniform emblazoned with advertising similar to the ones Formula One drivers wear. Also I would encourage churches to compete with each other and vicars/reverend will be paid based on their performance.

If vicars/reverends are paid by performance then there is an incentive for them to encourage people to come to church. What would also encourage people to come back to church is if there were special offers on ceremonies. For example if you attend church every Sunday for 5 years you get 20% off the cost of a wedding or if you attend church for 10 years then buy a wedding you get a funeral free. I believe my reforms are a brilliant idea which will encourage more people to attend church and make the Church of England more money.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Sleaford Wants To Get Rid Of Plastic Bags

Sleaford Town Council has decided to join the ranks of the far-left environmentalists. They have decided that Sleaford should become the first plastic bag-free town in Lincolnshire. Town Mayor, Jack Collings, insists the time is right for a blitz on plastic bags.

Now this is not a problem if it is simply just a cost cutting measure however from the tone of the Council, it is more of a green thing as this sentence from the Echo suggests: ‘The town council has taken up the challenge to ban all plastic bags and hopes to encourage shoppers to go for greener, more reusable options’.

I find this an absolute disgrace!! Sleaford Town Council clearly do not understand that there is no such thing as man-made climate change and that getting rid of plastic bags will only inconvenience the public and not actually do anything to ‘save the planet’.

Actually the more I think about it, the more I am beginning to believe that this measure is only about screwing the public! Instead of putting energy and resources into making bio-degradable bags the ‘powers at be’ have decided to get rid of plastic bags and force everyone to use their manky old bags. This is clearly the wrong decision. But I should not be surprised because whenever councils have to make a decision about anything they always make the wrong decision.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Female Terrorist Convicted

To those far-left pansies who believe that the terrorist threat is somehow exaggerated for some strange reason may want to take a look at today’s news. Samina Malik (right) 23, who is from Southall in west London was today convicted under the Terrorism Act. This evil terrorist, who had the gall to call herself the ‘lyrical terrorist’, was found guilty at the Old Bailey of owning terrorist manuals.

The jury heard how Malik had written extremist poems praising Osama Bin Laden, supported martyrdom and discussing beheading. Like all terrorists Malik had worked somewhere where she could put her terrorist skills to practical use. She had worked at WHSmith at Heathrow Airport until her arrest last October.

Malik said the poems were ‘meaningless’, but prosecutor Jonathan Sharp said: "These communications strongly indicate Samina Malik was deeply involved with terrorist related groups". Also Police said they had found a library of Islamist literature in her bedroom including ‘The Al-Qaeda Manual’ and ‘The Mujahideen Poisons Handbook’.

For once I would like to praise British Justice for removing, what is clearly, a highly dangerous terrorist killer from the streets of Britain. And to those pedantic far-left wimps who say ‘actually she didn’t kill anyone’, well I say it was only a matter of time before she did commit a terrorist atrocity which would have killed many innocent people. The example of Malik shows that the terrorist laws are indeed needed to protect the public.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Unchecked Immigration And Multiculturalism Have Destroyed Britain

It was revealed today that the Conservative candidate for the parliamentary constituency of Halesowen and Rowley Regis, Nigel Hastilow, will be summoned to an urgent meeting with Conservative Party chairman Caroline Spelman to explain his comments in a column for the Express and Star newspaper in Wolverhampton.

Mr Hastilow said that when you ask most people in the Black Country what the single biggest problem facing the country is, most say immigration. He went on to say that many insist ‘Enoch Powell was right’. What is meant by this is Enoch Powell’s famous ‘rivers of blood’ speech.

Work and Pensions Secretary, Peter Hain, insisted on the Andrew Marr show that this exposed the racist underbelly in the Conservative Party. However this is just typical far-left hysteria. What Mr Hain forgot was that Mr Hastilow was expressing the views of people in the Black Country and not necessarily his own.

Although let us be honest, Enoch Powell was absolutely 100% correct. He was saying that unchecked immigration could destroy this country. And ‘surprise, surprise’ almost 40 years later that is precisely what we are seeing. But it is not just unchecked immigration that is destroying this country it also the doctrine of multiculturalism.

Unchecked immigration and multiculturalism have let to a massive increase in Muslims, which has let to an increase in mosques and this has let to home grown terrorists who try to blow up people on their way to work. If this country kept a better grip on immigration and introduced assimilation, like they have in the USA, then we would not have home-grown terrorists.

Another problem with multiculturalism is the constant pandering to the ethnic minorities. We now have a situation that employers can not employ the best person for the job but have to employ a black or asian person in order to fulfil a quota imposed upon them by the Commission For Racial Equality.

Under multiculturalism it is ok for foreigners to speak their own language and not bother to learn English properly or at all! The biggest problem with this can be see within the NHS where doctors and nurses are supposed to help patients but this is becoming increasing problematic because the patients sometimes can not understand what the doctors or nurses are saying due to their lack of correct English.

I know some Tory tossers are going to say that Enoch Powell was not right and how my comments are disgraceful but according to American pollster Douglas Schoen and University of Oxford academic R.W. Johnson, Enoch Powell had directly attracted 2.5 million voters to the Conservative Party at the 1970 general election and the Conservatives won the election as a result. So the Tories should show some gratitude towards the legacy of Enoch Powell.

I believe that any immigrants to the UK have to follow the laws of this country and be able to speak English correctly. If I went to live in another country I would have to obey their laws and speak their language so why shouldn’t we expect immigrants to Britain to follow British laws and be able to speak English.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

How To Increase Your Carbon Footprint

The other week there was a supplement in my Daily Telegraph however I was disgusted to see that it was some green hippy shite. The supplement was called Greener Living 24/7 and was 'advising' people about how to live greener lives. It focused on how we can reduce our carbon footprint. Although everyone knows that such a task is pointless because carbon dioxide does not contribute to any form of climate change.

I believe that we should piss off these green hippies by increasing our carbon footprint by as much as possible. If you do not know how to do this then do not worry because I will help you. What you have to remember is that every little helps but let us start with the big, expensive activities.

Nothing increases your carbon footprint like a long haul flight so be sure to book yourself a holiday somewhere far away and/or exotic such as; Australia, New Zealand, the far east, USA, Maldives, South Africa and any of the pacific islands. This will be sure to irritate any hippy and you will enjoy telling your local hippy especially when you see the look of horror on their face when you tell them where you have been, how far away it is and how much carbon you have used.

If you can not getting away on holiday then I suggest you buy a new car, preferably one with a large engine or low fuel economy. Or perhaps you could buy a 4x4 or pickup truck because not only are they safe, especially with a grille guard but it is bound to get the hippies all enraged. Also your carbon footprint can increase quite considerable especially if you make every journey (long and short) in the 4x4/pickup truck.

However if these options are too expensive for you then as I said earlier every little helps so wash your clothes in the washing machine as 40 or 50 degrees rather than the government recommended 30 degrees. Remember to wash colours separately, not because the colours will run but, because it will use more carbon. Also leave the television on stand by because that way you can just pick up the remote and switch it on and again it uses more carbon.

Also try and increase your food miles. Everyone at the moment is banging on about how they want food produced locally however it can be very expensive so buy the cheaper foreign imports and increase those food miles. For example do not buy British beef, buy Australian beef, also you can buy New Zealand lamb and Braeburn apples. However be careful because some Braeburn apples are produced in France and not New Zealand, so when that occurs and you can not get New Zealand Braeburn apples then buy US Granny Smiths or some other New Zealand/Australian apples.

Well you now know how to increase your carbon footprint. If you require any more help in increasing your carbon footprint then do not hesitate in sending me an email and I will be glad to help you. So lets increase that carbon footprint and remember; keep those lights on!

Friday, October 12, 2007

The Nobel Prize Sham: Gore and Chums Awarded for Lying

The 2007 Nobel Prize for Peace has been jointly awarded to phoney environmentalist Al Gore and his chums at the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

The award has been conferred on Gore for his environmental lectures, campaigning and propaganda film, while the IPCC has been awarded for its work on 'reporting' global warming. Once again the Nobel Committee has made a shameless political statement with this year's recipients and proved its status as a front for stinking Far-Left hippie Communists.

The disgraceful Gore and the IPCC are guilty of manipulation and deceit which has been disgustingly overlooked by the Nobel Committee. This week a High Court judge highlighted nine outright lies in Gore's acclaimed masterpiece An Inconvenient Truth stating it had fudged the science to get the desired result and ruled it could only be shown in schools with a warning that it is bollocks. The IPCC has been known to tell its contributors to exaggerate in order scare the public into line, and ignores the views of the masses of climate change sceptics.

The Nobel Prize is an absolute sham; the product of floaty liberal Swedish and Norwegian academics. Al Gore and the IPCC are the latest members to join a club that includes terrorists [Yasser Arafat and Nelson Mandela], Communists [Gorbachev] and crap presidents [Jimmy Carter]. I'm sure they'll be right at home with these like-minded arseholes.

Kelvin's Scottish Comments Are True!

For those of you who watched Question Time last night you would have seen Kelvin MacKenzie (right), quite rightly, have a go at the Scots. This enlightened man said that Scots enjoyed spending money but not creating it. I am here to say that what Kelvin said is true. The Scots are a bunch of lazy, freeloading twats.

For years now there has been more taxpayers money spent per head in Scotland than in England. This is because Scotland does not produce anything apart from kilts and bagpipes and they are not really internationally exportable.

And before you irrate Scottish wankers start moaning about the oil. Bear in mind that there is not enough oil to pay for the services you already have let alone make you rich. Also the oil was found by the UK and not Scotland therefore it belongs to the whole of the UK.

As we all know most Scottish people are unemployed and what Scots do all day is drink lager in their stringed vests and sit on their dirty broken settees watching television. I think it is about time we stopped giving money to the freeloading Scots and make them get off their arses and work.

Kelvin MacKenzie also warned the British public last night that Gordon Brown is a socialist Scot who wants to spend every penny you earn. However the response from the ignorant Cheltenham Question Time audience was to boo him. Now I found that disgraceful because what that audience forgot was that Kelvin was absolutely correct. For 10 years now Gordon Brown has just taxed, taxed and taxed again and nothing will change now he is Prime Minister.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Early Election = Tories Getting Hammered

Today at the Conservative Party conference, leader David Cameron gave his end of conference speech. He said that the Conservative Party were ready for a general election adding "we will fight and Britain will win". As far as I am concerned this is a bluff because looking at the opinion polls there is no way the Conservatives can seriously say that they want an election.

But all this week that is exactly what the Conservatives have been saying. Mayor of London candidate, Boris Johnson, was particularly vocal about wanting an early election. He said that if Gordon Brown does not call an early election he would end up looking like a "big girl's blouse" and he urged the Prime Minister not to "wimp out".

I just wish now that Gordon Brown does call an early election because the Conservatives will end up getting hammered by Labour and that ponce David Cameron would have to resign. That means the Conservative Party would go back to the right and Cameron, along with his modernising tossers, would piss off into the wilderness that they came from in the first place.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Disgrace of Britain's Lenient Sentences

It was a welcome surprise over the last few days to hear that singer Ana Matronic of the Scissor Sisters has criticised British sentences for being too lenient.

The comments came in the wake of two British friends being the victim of a brutal homophobic attack where the attackers escaped jail. The authors of this website have always believed the British justice system to be a disgrace, and welcome the singer's observation.

Every day when reading the paper we see appalling miscarriages of justice against victims. Recent examples of criminals being let off include community sentences for a man in Lincoln who wielded a knife at bar staff in his local pub, and a Teeside man who urinated on a woman as she lay dying in the street. These sickening events deserve strict and severe punishments, but liberal judges and ridiculously soft sentencing guidelines conspire to let violent thugs off the hook.

Lenient sentences are the disgrace of Britain. Neo-Conservative Lincs once more calls for an effective solution: elected judges with greater sentencing power. Only this way can the nonsense stop and we reclaim our country from the yobs and thugs.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Britain Should Adopt Swiss Immigration System

In Switzerland if a foreigner wants to apply for citizenship they must first have lived in a Swiss community for 12 years before they can apply; and being born in Switzerland brings no right to citizenship. Under the current system, foreigners apply through their local town or village. They appear before a citizenship committee and answer questions about their desire to be Swiss. After that, they must often be approved by the entire voting community, in a secret ballot, or a show of hands.

Now this may sound a bit risky allowing ordinary citizens to vote on who can have citizenship but in Switzerland it works great. For example a disabled man from Kosovo applied for citizenship and although he met all the legal criteria, his application for citizenship was rejected by his community on the grounds that his disability made him a burden on taxpayers, and that he was Muslim.

I mean how brilliant is that! If only we had that over here. I would soon be rejecting all the terrorist Muslims that wanted British citizenship. Now I know you liberals will moan like hell at me for saying that but I (like the silent majority in this country) do not want; Muslims, gays, gypsies invading this country. Britain is a democratic country and because the majority would probably agree with me, you liberals can piss off!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Government Climate Change Propaganda

This morning I was disgusted to see an advert on Channel 4 about Climate Change/CO2 emissions which contained grossly incorrect information. However what made this worse was that the advert wasn't made by some nutcase hippy environmentalists; it was made by the government.

Here at Neo-Conservative Lincs we have always known that the Labour government are a bunch of liberal hippies however this new advert represents the government escalating their battle against common sense and the truth by trying place guilt upon the general public for using electrical appliances and cars.

The idea is that once the public feel guilty about using electrical appliances and cars they will then want to reduce their 'carbon footprint'. I mean, what a load of shite! All this advert does is tell lies and tries to scare people into reducing their carbon footprint. You can see what I mean for yourself by watching the advert below.

Now that the government has escalated their battle against the truth, we the silent majority need to escalate our battle as well. The fact is using electrical appliances and driving around in a car will not warm up the planet. Also there is no need to worry about emitting CO2 emissions because firstly CO2 emissions do not contribute to climate change and secondly if they did do humans only contribute to a small percentage of CO2 in the atmosphere.

The fact is that there is no such thing as man-made climate change. Man-made climate change was invented by the government so that they could intrude more into your lives and raise taxes. So don't feel guilty about using electrical appliances or driving a car because you are not damaging the planet.

It is a sad day when the government start lying to the public in order to pursue their sick twisted agenda but fortunately for you we at Neo-Conservative Lincs are committed to telling you the truth about these matters.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

9/11: Never Forget

Today is the sixth anniversary of the September 11th attacks on the United States where 2974 people were murdered by al Qaeda terrorists driven by profound evil.

On that day the world finally woke up to the dangers of letting Islamic terror go unchecked. The barbaric murder of nearly 3000 civilians prompted missions for which we can be proud. The world removed the Taliban in Afghanistan and the safe haven for al Qaeda, bringing democracy to this foreign land in the process. A coalition of the willing liberated Iraq and removed a tyrant. These battles are still being fought so that we in the civilised world can be free from such acts of violence happening again.

Now we face a challenge on another front. Weak-minded appeasers call for withdrawal from these conflicts, thinking that if we stop fighting the terrorists will leave us alone. They are wrong. Al Qaeda and its associates must be destroyed, and we must not leave until the job is done; anything else is a betrayal to our troops and to the victims of Islamic terror.

Six years ago a nation was on its knees, but it accepted the challenge to lead the world into freedom. Let us remember all those who perished, and pay tribute to those who acted with such courage on that day, and let us renew our vow to stop such events happening again.

God bless America.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Liberal Hypocrisy Over Islamic Books

Anyone who watched Newsnight last week would have seen a report and then a debate about libraries in Tower Hamlets in London who has vast collections of jihadist literature. What disgusts me the most is that taxpayer’s money is being used to purchase these evil books.

And to make things worse the Islamic book collections are heavily biased in favour of this sickening jihadist literature. Douglas Murray an author from the right wing think-tank the Centre for Social Cohesion told Newsnight “This is a collection that is warped towards one particular extreme interpretation of Islam”.

However despite these facts the liberals on the Newsnight panel were saying we should allow these books in public libraries. Now hang-on! If these books were right-wing and attacking Islam or man-made climate change then these liberals would be the first to say how awful they were and how they should be banned right away.

It is typical liberal hypocrisy to believe that it is ok to allow books by convicted terrorists such as Abu Hamza al-Masri (above right) and Sheikh Abdullah al-Faisal in public libraries. If these books are allowed in public libraries then so is extremist right-wing books but oh no it is deemed too offensive by whiny liberals.

For them (liberal whingers) is seems it is ok to have one extreme but not the other.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Rare Victory Against Climate Fascism

Today is a rare opportunity to celebrate a victory against all-consuming climate fascism. The BBC has decided to scrap its plans for a Comic Relief style mammoth telethon for 'global warming'.

Executives at the corporation have made the decision to focus on 'factual' programming over climate change rather than try to lead public opinion on the issue.

On the face of it this seems fantastic. But until the BBC stops plugging climate hysteria in any way this will be a hollow victory. Remember the BBC stills employs arch hippie greenies in its organisation including David Attenborough, Edith Bowman and Ricky Gervais amongst others. These people will use any opportunity to spread their plague of lies. Also remember the shameful Climate Chaos series which was riddled with hype and nonsense.

So by all means we must celebrate, but we have only won one battle, not the war. Keep fighting!

Friday, August 31, 2007

10 Years Since Diana’s Death

Is anyone else out there wondering what is the obsession with Lady Diana? This woman has been dead for 10 years now but yet the British public are bombarded with news bulletins and newspaper articles full of Diana. It is about time that everyone realised that she is dead and never coming back. So get over it!!

What was so special about this woman in the first place? Yes to some people she was attractive; I will give you that. But apart from that she was a troublemaker. She interfered in the affairs of politics and to be honest, due to her position in public life she should have known better.

I would also like to comment on her death. There are a lot of people out there who believe there was some conspiracy to kill Lady Diana but let me tell you some home truths. The driver was drunk, he lost control of the car, the car crashed and Diana died. That is it; it was just a simple car accident that killed her and not some grand conspiracy. Now let this woman rest in peace!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Terrorist Mandela Statue Stands With Churchill on Parliament Square

Today a statue of Nelson Mandela was unveiled in Parliament Square. This is a disgraceful and shameless nod to political correctness.

Mandela's cause was justified in many ways, yet the way he and his comrades went about it was sickening. He supported the bombing of innocent white men, women and children, and despite being told by President P.W. Botha that if he publicly renounced violence he would be a free man, he refused, and until this day he has not renounced terrorist violence or apologised for his actions.

From this it is quite clear he is not the cuddly old man schoolchildren are taught to worship and revere, but is a brutal and murderous terrorist. We should also remember that as well as being a terrorist, he is also a communist anti-western bigot and therefore is a man undeserving of our respect. He also supported Saddam Hussein, awarded South Africa's highest military medal to Colonel Gaddaffi, and embraced and kissed the Arab Hitler, Yasser Arafat.

A statue of this barbaric man is not fit to grace Parliament Square and stand with truly great men such as Winston Churchill. Churchill will be turning in his grave. A deserving fate of this statue is to symbolically practice what Mandela authorised on unfortunate victims: necklacing. A tyre should be placed around the statue's neck, filled with petrol and set alight.

Then the thing should be pulled out the ground. This vile wetch of a man should be jeered, not cheered.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Britain's Slide to Shame: Lager Lout Custom Prevails

I have noticed over the past few months the further decline of traditional decent standards in modern Britain.

The most recent example is where the observation of the tasteful minute of silence to mark someone's mortal departure has been substituted with a ghastly minute applause. I noted that at the Everton vs Blackburn game at the weekend the parents of murdered child Rhys Jones called for fans to applaud for a minute to mark the passing of their son, who was a devoted Everton supporter. I have every sympathy for the parents but a minute's silence is far more dignified. We should take time to quietly remember the departed; a minute of applause is quite honestly downright distasteful, and furthermore gives the impression of celebrating their death .

This unfortunate lager lout custom began at the funeral of Princess Diana where mourners clapped at the speeches and cheered the cortege as it made its way past. Such behaviour is scandalous and things have only gone downhill from there. Anyone who doubts this should look to the hideous funeral of George Best for proof.

The question is where does this behaviour go from here? In declining liberal Britain, one can envisage a future in which mourners at the Cenotaph are asked to 'honour' the fallen with applause. This would be a disgrace: there is no room for hooliganism when honouring the deceased.

Britain is sliding further and further into shame. The minute applause has gone far enough, this horrendous practice simply has to stop.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Guilty Paedo 'Let Off'

A paedophile who was found guilty of 24 counts of indecent assault and gross indecency was given a non-custodial sentence. Michael Porter (right) received a three-year community rehabilitation order for his crimes which included 13 victims over a 14 year period.

This man committed these heinous crimes against innocent defenceless children including an 18 month old baby yet because he pleaded guilty the soft, liberal judge let him off with a very lenient sentence.

Sometimes the public may ask too much of the justice system yet one thing we expect and should receive from the justice system is that the punishment fits the crime and clearly in this case it does not.

Something needs to be done about these injustices in the legal system and fortunately for you, we at Neo-Conservative Lincs have just the solution: Elected Judges.

I believe judges should be elected because this way they will pass tough, long, popular sentences that evil criminals like Porter deserve. We will have an end to the liberal, soft, short sentences and the victims can live their lives knowing that their attacker is locked up in jail for a very long time.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Texas Tells EU Where to Go!

Not content with butting into the affairs of European states, the European Union has told the US State of Texas to stop judicial execution. In its pro-criminal, pro-murderer missive, it said that the death penalty was a 'cruel and inhumane' punishment. Not surprisingly, Governor Rick Perry told the EU where to go.

As Margaret Thatcher told us the EU is a far left institution, and as we have stated on this blog many times before, the political left is on the side of the criminal and not the victim. But why? When a dog viciously attacks someone it is put down; violent thugs have shown themselves to be animals and accordingly must suffer the same fate.

These hippie liberal types who call for an end to the execution of wicked criminals are also the same people who call for the mass murder of innocent unborn children. For the liberal, it is ok to kill an innocent child in cold blood yet the execution of someone who has committed grave evil is wrong. And let's not forget that many a liberal will write to a convicted murderer on death row and become pen pals; it is not unknown for these weirdos to even get married to the killer [Oh and sorry Ross Pepper, Texas doesn't allow gay marriage before you consider it]. This is conclusive proof that liberalism is indeed a mental disorder, with the sufferers experiencing delusion of the highest order.

At Neo-Conservative Lincs, we applaud the response issued by Texas in favour of the death penalty. Texans know it is a just punishment for the most horrific crimes, and that the executed scum will never commit such an offence again. In the words of the Governor's spokesman, Robert Black: "While we respect our friends in Europe ... Texans are doing just fine governing Texas."

Now, if only the British Government would say the same.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Global Warming 'Stats' Are Wrong!

The far left green hippies would have us believe that man-made global warming exists and to prove their theory they point to US statistics which show 1998 and 2006 as the hottest years on record. However the American scientists who collated the statistics in the first place have now apologised because it appears that they have made a mistake.

They were confirming claims by Canadian meteorologist Steve McIntyre that temperature record-keeping by NASA was flawed. NASA changed the way they collected data after the year 2000 but they forgot to make adjustments so that new figures were on the same basis as those collected under the previous system.

This means that as a result the hottest year on record is now 1934 which is slightly hotter than 1998. The year 2006 drops to fourth place on the list. What this proves is that the huge increases in global temperatures in the last 20 years that the far left hippies try to claim, has in fact not happened. As I have said before, man-made global warming/climate change is false and not happening.

And another thing! Has anyone else noticed that hippy cretins like Al Gore start to talk about global warming and record temperatures but when these record temperatures don't happen they then switch to talk about climate change. As far as I am concerned this is a tactic to confuse the public and con them into believing this false theory.

Although fortunately for the public, the authors on this blog can see right through this theory. We can and will expose it for the pile of crap it actually is.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Eco-Terrorists Protest At Heathrow

A bunch of eco-terrorists have descended on Heathrow Airport and setup an 'eco-village' for a week in protest against a third runway for the airport. Only a pitiful 2,000 protesters are expected to turn up during the week.

Fortunately for the rest of us the police will mobilise almost as many officers as there are protesters and the officers will make sure that these eco-warriors do not use violence. The officers are also searching any vehicles that approach the 'village' under section 44 of the Terrorism Act.

The aim of these so-called green hippy protesters is to bring down the British economy. Heathrow is one of the busiest airports in the world and earns this country billions of pounds a year. Heathrow's two runways currently run at 98.5% of their permitted capacity so in order for Heathrow to grow, expand and compete with its rivals it needs a third runway, otherwise Heathrow and Britain will lose money and jobs.

However the green hippy protesters don't care about Britain getting poorer or people losing their jobs as a result of being unable to compete with foreign competition. I hope the police give these eco-terrorists a good battering and then perhaps next time they would think twice about protesting against advancement and progress.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Ross Pepper and The Gypsies

I was informed the other day by a colleague that gays like Liberal Democrat Ross Pepper use a gypsy-derived language called Polari as a form of subversive communication. He told me that this proof of an axis of evil between gypsies, queers and Liberal Democrats.

I thoroughly agreed with this conclusion. We know that gypsies use subversive talk so they can disguise their discussion of criminal activities from outsiders, while queers did the same to avoid detection of their sodomic criminal acts by those who reject the evil ways of Satan. Gay-in-chief Ross Pepper is a prominent member of the Lincoln branch of the pro-gypsy, pro-sodomy, soft on crime Liberal Democrat party and will want more gypsy words for his vocabulary of sin. The link between the three parties is indisputable.

With the gypsy funeral today in Lincoln attracting hundreds of thieves from around the world, I would not be surprised to see Ross Pepper and his bunch of Liberal Democrat weirdos march at the head of the cortege, whilst calling for the building of more gypsy camps and an amnesty on crime. Remember, the Liberal Democrats will do anything to steal a vote, and the Lincoln branch being the 4th party in the city are certainly desperate. And with gypsies being expert thieves, it's a perfect match.

By pledging to help the gypsy community, the Lincoln Limp Dems may ask for their help canvassing and campaigning in return. This will give the gypsies chance to scout out homes ripe for burglary.

It's a win win for Ross Pepper, the Lib Dems and the gypsies. Bad news for the rest of us.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Watch Out, Thieves About!

I am urging everyone in Lincoln tomorrow (Monday 13th August) to be extra vigilant as there will be a gypsy funeral taking place. It is expected that hundreds of gypsies from all over the world will flock to the gypsy funeral of Bridget Rooney. Traffic in Lincoln is likely to come to a standstill as the cortège will move from Washingborough to Saint Peter and Paul's church on Skellingthorpe Road and then back to Lincoln cemetery.

Obviously the large precession of gypsy mourners will act as a cover for these professional criminals to pillage shops, burgle homes and break into cars. So I urge everyone to make sure that you have locked your house doors, closed any windows (house and car) and not have left any valuable possessions on display in your car.

Also gypsies are excellent at picking pockets so it maybe a good idea not to wear any valuable jewellery or watches and do not carry much money in your pocket otherwise the gypsies will have it and you will never see it again. However if you follow all the steps I have provided then you will end the day tomorrow still with your possessions.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The Two Korea’s Summit Just An Election Trick

It was announced today that the South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun will meet North Korean leader Kim Jong-il in Pyongyang for a summit between August 28th and August 30th. The South Korean opposition party Grand National Party (GNP) are suspicious of the suddenly arranged summit and to be honest I have to agree with them.

They (GNP) argue that this is just an election trick by the government to boost poll ratings before the South Korean Presidential Election in December. Current opinion polls put the two GNP candidates Lee Myung-bak and Park Geun-hye first and second respectively and a country mile ahead of any liberal or pro-government candidate.

So far in this election race every liberal candidate has failed to gather more than 10% approval rating in opinion polls. This might change once the liberals have found a candidate to unite around however the downside for the liberal government Uri Party is that once the conservative opposition GNP have selected their candidate then they will be in an even stronger position then they are now.

This summit has been arranged towards the end of Roh Moo-hyun’s term and has been located in North Korea which suggests that the government Uri Party are try to shore up their core vote and steal liberal voters from other parties. The shocking thing is that this tactic might actually work because those citizens who support the reunification of Korea tend to be liberal voters.

And before you liberals say ‘Why would the North Koreans agree to this if it is an election tactic?’ Well the North Koreans are currently receiving fuel aid and food aid and diplomatic relations between North and South are at there best for years however if the GNP were to win the Presidential election then the South will adopt a much harsher stance toward the North so no more fuel aid or food aid. So it is in the North’s interests to help boost the South’s liberal pro-government vote.

The sad thing is that this summit will be seen by the rest of the world as a step forward for peace and reconciliation between the two Koreas when it is nothing of the sort. Unfortunately this summit is just a cheap election tactic by the liberal forces of South Korea and I hope it fails.

Source: The Korea Herald

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Pathetic Cameron Condemned by Donor

David Cameron has been slammed by a Conservative Party donor due to his poor leadership.

Sir Tom Cowie, who has donated £630,000 to the party in the last six years, not only limited himself to condemnation but wisely announced he will not donate any more money while it is led by a bunch of 'arrogant Old Etonians'. Sir Tom revealed that this and the direction of the Conservatives over policy had contributed to his decision. Like many, he believes that those at the top of the party hierarchy are out of touch with ordinary people.

An example of this is Cameron's preaching that the end is nigh due to 'global warming'. Indeed, during his recent visit to Lincoln, he irresponsibly declared the floods to be a proof of man-made climate change, despite the Met Office declining to accept this. He is also soft on terror and has refused to support the government's tougher terror laws with the extension to 90 days for detaining terror suspects without charge. Apart from rich London liberals and hippie types, nobody believes in the ridiculous theory of man-made climate change, and the public would like to see a tougher stance on terrorism.

In essence, his leadership has been shambolic. We already have two left-wing liberal parties in Britain, there is no need for another. He has done nothing to suggest the Conservatives could win an actual general election. The Conservative Party should be led by principle and promote true conservative values, not seek to attract queer wet liberal types like Ross Pepper.

Green hippie leftism is Cameron's Party. Sir Tom has made the right move, better off out.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Thieving Lib Dems Want More Taxes

Today the Liberal Democrats have announced that they want to put an extra £10 tax per ticket on internal flights and then give the money generated to the rail system. I have no problem in the idea of improving the rail system but why does the overtaxed plane user have to suffer again?

If I was improving the rail system then I would encourage more private investment and I would reduce the price of rail tickets. However the Liberal Democrat solution to improving the rail system is make the motorist and plane user pay for it by increasing the cost of owning a car and flying on a plane.

This is typical Lib Dem policy making, they charge the majority so few can benefit. Also the Lib Dems announced that this 'new' tax policy is aimed at making Britain's public transport system carbon neutral by 2050. Although those of us who understand the facts about the climate understand that making the transport system carbon neutral is a pointless idea and a waste of time and money.

However I feel it won't be long before the Lib Dems will want to increase car tax by £100 or ban internal flights all because of the false theory of man-made climate change. Fortunately for the majority of the public the Lib Dems will never form a government in this country and their crackpot ideas will never see the light of day again.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Stop Liberal Pandering to Criminals: Police Should Be Armed

I have just watched tonight's episode of The Bill. Even though it is pure fiction, the storyline of the gunpoint abduction of a police officer made me think how vital it is that frontline police are armed.

How often is it on TV we see police arrive at a crime scene only to find that they cannot deal appropriately with a situation because they don't have the firepower? For example, if police are called to a robbery in progress at a post office, instead of PC Plod having to talk the offender into surrendering, if he had a weapon he could draw it on them. There would be no more waiting for an armed response team to arrive and, providing a lethal shot was administered, this would have the advantage of saving taxpayers' money by doing rid of lenghthy court proceedings where the offender would most likely be let off by a liberal judge. Dangerous scum would be removed from the streets instantly.

Arming all police would be a postive first step. It would promote a long-gone sense of respect for the law that has disappeared due to liberal pandering to evil criminals.

Now I know liberal types will be up in arms at such a suggestion but we should not listen to anything they have to say on law and order policy because they always get it wrong. Let's remember that their Liberal Democrat Party wants to let murderers and child molesters off the hook, not send female shop lifters to jail and want to give prisoners the vote. From all this it is clear that liberals are on the side of the criminals, not the victims, and are hopelessly out of touch.

I can only hope that with violent crime rife, the police and government eventually take our advice.

Monday, July 30, 2007

SKDC Propose Sites For Gypsy Invasion

The South Kesteven District Council in Lincolnshire has announced it is looking at 19 potential sites for Gypsy camps: 3 in Stamford, 5 in the Deepings, 4 in Bourne and 7 in Grantham. This makes me laugh because the definition of a Gypsy is a person (not from a desert area) who moves from place to place, and person who moves from place to place in a desert area is called Nomad.

Yet as soon as these camps are set up there will be a mass invasion of Gypsies flooding into the county and there they will STAY! Not moving from place to place like they should be. The effect will be devastating not just for the area but for the surrounding areas as well. There will be a huge increase in crime because Gypsies are genetically criminal.

We should not be helping the Gypsies, we should be arresting them because they drive around in 4x4s which they have stolen, and they don't bother with insurance or car tax like a normal law abiding person would. They trespass on private property, which they then destroy, and when they move into an area there is a huge increase in the number of burglaries.

Also having a large number of Gypsies in the area will have a negative impact on house prices, and local businesses will have to increase spending on security due to the high number of professional criminals there will be as a result of these camps. The truth is that these people are criminals and we should in no-way help them, let alone set up camps for them.

Source: Stamford Mercury

Sunday, July 29, 2007

The Morality of Liberalism: Sodomy, Immorality and Hypocrisy

Hippy liberals seem to think they have the monopoly on values and ethics. Here at Neo-Conservative Lincs we beg to differ.

Posts left on this blog by such liberals suggest that I would leave a man dying on the street, that I support the Ku Klux Klan and am a fascist; this couldn't be further from the truth, but is typical of the politics of far left liberalism.

While conservatives stand for righteousness and moral values, liberals seek the destruction of basic standards of decency and morality. This is evident with Lincoln Gay Pride, an event to promote disgusting promiscuous homosexuality. Queer Lincoln Lib Dems Ross Pepper and Stephen Morgan attack our principled stance of opposing their sodomy, but myself and others find it deeply offensive the way they try to ram this immoral lifestyle down our throats. We simply represent the silent, suffering moral majority, who find their actions and behaviour thoroughly repulsive.

And the liberal loser's melodramatic hypothetical depiction of myself leaving a dying man on the street is plain ridiculous. Us conservatives believe in the lessons of the Bible, and in this case, the story of The Good Samaritan. Christian morality would dictate that I would come to the aid of my enemy, however, aren't liberals the ones who oppose Christianity and instead promote Paganism, Islam or any other vile opponent of the Lord?

Other aspects of liberal morality includes support for murdering innocent unborn children, letting rapists and murderers off the hook, and surrendering to Islamic fascism in the Middle East paving the way for it to advance unchecked across the globe.

Liberals having the moral monopoly? Don't take the piss.

Friday, July 27, 2007

More Immoral Lib Dems

The Liberal Democrats have done it again! Not content with having a gorilla (Lisa Gabriel) as a parliamentary candidate, a transgender mayor (Jenny Bailey) and a raving promiscuous homosexual (Ross Pepper) they now have a stripper among their ranks. Now as we know strippers tend to be women (sometimes men) who are too lazy to find real jobs.

Myrna Bushell who is a stripper, kissogram and sex line provider was elected to Bideford Town Council in Devon on May 3rd. However when three of her Liberal Democrat colleagues found out what she did for a living they decided to quit the Lib Dems. The three Lib Dem councillors: Tony Inch, Simon Inch and Caroline Church also cited principles and integrity when they quit.

Now I am a little surprised by these last two points because as we all know the Liberal Democrats has no principles or integrity apart from supporting murderers, paedophiles and terrorists. Now before any dimwit liberal complains and says that the previous statement is libel then may I suggest they take a look at the 2005 Liberal Democrat manifesto.

This whole incident just shows what a complete mess the Liberal Democrats are in. On the one hand they have freaks and immoral people acting inappropriately but on the other hand they try to tell us that they are the party of principles and integrity. The Lib Dems have to face the fact that they are fooling no-one with their talk of principles and integrity, and that they will never win a general election.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Eurocrats Bring Back EU Constitution

For those of you who take notice of any waffle that comes from the European Union you may have heard of something called the Reform Treaty which should be ready by early September. However this "Reform Treaty" is nothing more than the rejected European Constitution under another name. According to Open Europe (which is a pro-EU think tank) 96% of the Reform Treaty is the same as the constitution with only 10 items out of 250 dropped.

The Eurocrats are once again trying to force a United States of Europe upon citizens who do not want it. These fools try to brainwash us into believing that we need a European Union and this union needs a direction.

Although the fact is, is that we do not need a European Union at all; for example let's look at Norway and South Korea. Now these countries are small countries however they are economically successful and have been for many decades and they are not members of the EU.

In South Korea's case they don't have the "benefit" of joining a single Asian market and dealing with a single Asian currency, yet they have one of the most successful economies in the world. The fact is that Norway and South Korea have complete sovereignty over the laws they make and are able to make whatever laws are suitable for them.

Also they are able to trade with whatever country they like without added complications whereas if EU members want to trade with non-EU members then they have to deal with crap like inflated EU tariffs and ridiculously low quota limits. That is why the United Kingdom is better off out of the European Union.

If the UK was to leave the EU then we can start to do more trade with: The Commonwealth (India, Australia, New Zealand, etc), China, USA, poor African countries, Japan, South Korea, South American countries. There is a whole world out there who we can benefit from and who can benefit from us, so let's ditch the narrow focused EU so that we can pursue trading with whatever country we want.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Lying Hippies Blame Floods On Climate Change

For those far left hippies who believe that the recent heavy rainfall and subsequent floods are connected with the myth of man-made climate change then I suggest you take a look at today’s Daily Telegraph (Wednesday 25th July).

On page 6 you will find two photographs of Tewksbury in Gloucestershire. One is of Tewksbury in 2007 with the flood waters and the other is also of Tewksbury with flood waters but this photograph was taken in 1947. This proves that the recent extreme weather conditions have nothing to do with climate change (if climate change is happening at all).

Also the recent floods have reminded me what complete bollocks the climate change doomsayers come out with. It was only a few months ago that these cretins were saying that we were going to have a scorching hot summer but now they are saying that the heavy rainfall is to do with man-made climate change.

As far as I am concerned these climate change doomsayers are a bunch of idiots who can not make up their minds. They should just shut up and accept the fact that there is no man-made climate change and any climate change that is happening is natural. Human actions do not affect the global climate and the sooner everyone realises this, the sooner we can start living our lives again.

Palestinian Support for Suicide Bombings

The BBC reports today that 70% of Palestinians believe that homicide bombings can be justified. It also reports that support for Osama Bin Laden stands at 'just' 20% compared with 56% four years ago.

However, I do not share the BBC's sunny outlook. 'Just' 20% equates to millions of Muslims who are terrorists and support Islamic fascism and its aims. Now, on the face of it, this apparent fall in support suggests progress has been made. But let's ask ourselves, is this a truthful reflection of Islamic sentiment? I would think that all we see is a fall in Muslims openly admitting they support terror.

The support of Palestinians for terrorism should also set alarm bells ringing and remind us that these are a vicious people who cannot be trusted. These are people who lined the streets to celebrate 9/11 and groom children as young as 3 to become suicide bombers. As a taxpayer, I am sickened we reward them for this by giving them our hard earned cash. Before we give them any, they should renounce all violence, until then I fully support Israeli efforts to pacify the Palestinian territories.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Rejoice: Living Islam Cancelled, Lincoln Gay Pride Pissed on!

You may remember us raising concerns over the Living Islam festival that was to be held at the Lincoln Showground this coming weekend. It was to be addressed by terror supporter George Galloway and Jermaine Jackson.

It is with great pleasure that we can announce that the event has been cancelled for this year due to the large amounts of rainfall and flooding. We asked for divine intervention and got it. Hallejujah!

We must also be thankful and give praise that the abomination that was Lincolnshire Gay Pride held over the weekend was also gloriously pissed on. All of this reminds me of the story of Noah and the Great Flood, where the Lord graciously spared the worthy and wiped out those of sin.

Clearly a lesson to be learned by Pepper and the Islamic festival organisers. The Lord has signalled his great displeasure.