Sunday, August 12, 2007

Watch Out, Thieves About!

I am urging everyone in Lincoln tomorrow (Monday 13th August) to be extra vigilant as there will be a gypsy funeral taking place. It is expected that hundreds of gypsies from all over the world will flock to the gypsy funeral of Bridget Rooney. Traffic in Lincoln is likely to come to a standstill as the cortège will move from Washingborough to Saint Peter and Paul's church on Skellingthorpe Road and then back to Lincoln cemetery.

Obviously the large precession of gypsy mourners will act as a cover for these professional criminals to pillage shops, burgle homes and break into cars. So I urge everyone to make sure that you have locked your house doors, closed any windows (house and car) and not have left any valuable possessions on display in your car.

Also gypsies are excellent at picking pockets so it maybe a good idea not to wear any valuable jewellery or watches and do not carry much money in your pocket otherwise the gypsies will have it and you will never see it again. However if you follow all the steps I have provided then you will end the day tomorrow still with your possessions.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

According to the echo this woman had 13 children! In order to stop this constant breeding of the criminal class the government must act to take these children away at birth and bring them up in a convent environment where they can be raised to be contributing members of society, convents are the answer, our society has been blighted by criminals borne to single mothers ever since these fins institutions were shut down in the late 1960's. Only by forcibly removing and re-educating these children can we turn them away from their nomadic barbarian roots and civilize them all once and for all.

Anonymous said...

Most sensible advice Lionheart

Anonymous said...

Ha! I know who you guys are!!!

http://www.ukiplincolncity.co.uk/news.php?subaction=showfull&id=1181129248&archive=&start_from=&ucat=3&TB=home3

Anonymous said...

Like they are going to break into homes and cars in daylight - are you lot just thick!?!?!

Rumsfeld said...

Er, well many crimes happen in broad daylight, and travellers are professional criminals. Maybe you are the one who is naive and stupid.

Anonymous said...

i am disgusted, they were burying their mother, the last thing on their minds was any of you lot. take the time to get to know this family you never know they may suprise you i found them to be the nicest family in lincoln and i am lincoln born and bred, if it was not for people like you printing this rubbish maby they wouldnt have the reputation that they have. I would go as far as to say i trust my rooney friends with my life, and that of my children also by claire.

Rumsfeld said...

"Nicest family in Lincoln": only because they probably showered you with stolen gifts.

I also hear that some of the behaviour by the gypsy children at the funeral was despicable

Anonymous said...

in what way was the behaviour despicable and so you know i have never had a gift off any of the family, why cant people give them a chance? claire

Rumsfeld said...

The children were swearing at a number of bystanders and insulting them for no reason.

ProudToBeAGypsy! said...

Excuse Me, Thats My Family You're Slagging Off!
And What You're Saying About Them Is Absolutely Disgusting!
You Are So Rude And Immature, How Dare You Insult My Family On The Of My Grandmothers Funeral?!
All You Gorgies Are The Same. Absolutely Pathetic.
I Think I'm Actualy Going To File A Complaint About This Website.
I Don't Care What You May Say To This, But I Am PROUD To Be A Gypsy!
I'd Rather Be A Gypsy Than A Common, Filthy Gorgie!
Yours Most Gloatingly,
Katie Charlene Maria Rooney.

Hungarian Gypsy said...

This is a joke, right?
Even as a joke, it's purely disgusting.

Anonymous said...

reported to police for racism. We dont all want to live in magnolia painted houses with 2 kids and a brown carpet, a husband who screws about on his wife thinking she dont know, and speccy-four eyed kids who take piano lessons. Some people want to enjoy life and be happy. We're called gypsies.
Dassy Finnie nee Connors