Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Teacher and the Teddy Bear: the Shame of Islam

The jailing of a British teacher in Sudan for naming a teddy bear "Mohammad" shows Islam for what it is; a grim religion of backwardness and hate.

The fact is that the Muslims have bitten the hand that feeds them. This teacher who has generously gone over to a dirty squalid country to better the lives of these people has been turned upon for an innocent mistake. This further highlights a particularly vile trait of Islam, where many of its people harbour hatred for those who provide them with all they have. Take for instance the London bombers or 9/11 terrorists. Instead of living in huts and caves like those in Afghanistan or Pakistan, they lived in relative luxury in the Western world. These parasites got an education off us and claimed numerous benefits then showed their gratitude by murdering their fellow citizens. It really is barbaric. And let's not forget the whole Mohammad cartoons episode.

The noble aims of this teacher have spectacularly backfired, but let it serve as a warning to others. Let's stop helping the Islamic world until it gets its ship in order. When it renounces terrorism, brutality and spitefulness and stops trying to colonize us then we can do business. Unfortunately however, I fear it will be a long wait. To hell with with them.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The Church Of England Should Be Run Like A Business!

The Vatican has decided to give financial rewards to employees who are doing a good job. It says it will take into account issues such as: dedication, professionalism, productivity and correctitude when awarding a pay rise.

More than 4,000 people, from cardinals to cleaners, work at the Vatican and base pay across a broad spectrum of jobs reportedly ranges from £791 to £1,582 a month. The new system will bring an added incentive into the Vatican’s salary system. I believe the Vatican is on to something here and that the Church of England should do the same.

In fact I believe that the Church of England should be run more like a business because week after week it suffers from low attendance and is as a result is haemorrhaging money. If these churches were post office branches then they would be shut by now. What I would do is close the churches which have less than 50 people at Sunday service, then sell them off to a property developer and use that money to update and modernise the remaining churches.

With the remaining churches I would install turnstiles and require every churchgoer to pay for the privilege of worshipping in the church. I would rent out the Hymn books for a modest fee and I would introduce advertising into the church. The vicar or reverend will wear a uniform emblazoned with advertising similar to the ones Formula One drivers wear. Also I would encourage churches to compete with each other and vicars/reverend will be paid based on their performance.

If vicars/reverends are paid by performance then there is an incentive for them to encourage people to come to church. What would also encourage people to come back to church is if there were special offers on ceremonies. For example if you attend church every Sunday for 5 years you get 20% off the cost of a wedding or if you attend church for 10 years then buy a wedding you get a funeral free. I believe my reforms are a brilliant idea which will encourage more people to attend church and make the Church of England more money.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Sleaford Wants To Get Rid Of Plastic Bags

Sleaford Town Council has decided to join the ranks of the far-left environmentalists. They have decided that Sleaford should become the first plastic bag-free town in Lincolnshire. Town Mayor, Jack Collings, insists the time is right for a blitz on plastic bags.

Now this is not a problem if it is simply just a cost cutting measure however from the tone of the Council, it is more of a green thing as this sentence from the Echo suggests: ‘The town council has taken up the challenge to ban all plastic bags and hopes to encourage shoppers to go for greener, more reusable options’.

I find this an absolute disgrace!! Sleaford Town Council clearly do not understand that there is no such thing as man-made climate change and that getting rid of plastic bags will only inconvenience the public and not actually do anything to ‘save the planet’.

Actually the more I think about it, the more I am beginning to believe that this measure is only about screwing the public! Instead of putting energy and resources into making bio-degradable bags the ‘powers at be’ have decided to get rid of plastic bags and force everyone to use their manky old bags. This is clearly the wrong decision. But I should not be surprised because whenever councils have to make a decision about anything they always make the wrong decision.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Female Terrorist Convicted

To those far-left pansies who believe that the terrorist threat is somehow exaggerated for some strange reason may want to take a look at today’s news. Samina Malik (right) 23, who is from Southall in west London was today convicted under the Terrorism Act. This evil terrorist, who had the gall to call herself the ‘lyrical terrorist’, was found guilty at the Old Bailey of owning terrorist manuals.

The jury heard how Malik had written extremist poems praising Osama Bin Laden, supported martyrdom and discussing beheading. Like all terrorists Malik had worked somewhere where she could put her terrorist skills to practical use. She had worked at WHSmith at Heathrow Airport until her arrest last October.

Malik said the poems were ‘meaningless’, but prosecutor Jonathan Sharp said: "These communications strongly indicate Samina Malik was deeply involved with terrorist related groups". Also Police said they had found a library of Islamist literature in her bedroom including ‘The Al-Qaeda Manual’ and ‘The Mujahideen Poisons Handbook’.

For once I would like to praise British Justice for removing, what is clearly, a highly dangerous terrorist killer from the streets of Britain. And to those pedantic far-left wimps who say ‘actually she didn’t kill anyone’, well I say it was only a matter of time before she did commit a terrorist atrocity which would have killed many innocent people. The example of Malik shows that the terrorist laws are indeed needed to protect the public.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Unchecked Immigration And Multiculturalism Have Destroyed Britain

It was revealed today that the Conservative candidate for the parliamentary constituency of Halesowen and Rowley Regis, Nigel Hastilow, will be summoned to an urgent meeting with Conservative Party chairman Caroline Spelman to explain his comments in a column for the Express and Star newspaper in Wolverhampton.

Mr Hastilow said that when you ask most people in the Black Country what the single biggest problem facing the country is, most say immigration. He went on to say that many insist ‘Enoch Powell was right’. What is meant by this is Enoch Powell’s famous ‘rivers of blood’ speech.

Work and Pensions Secretary, Peter Hain, insisted on the Andrew Marr show that this exposed the racist underbelly in the Conservative Party. However this is just typical far-left hysteria. What Mr Hain forgot was that Mr Hastilow was expressing the views of people in the Black Country and not necessarily his own.

Although let us be honest, Enoch Powell was absolutely 100% correct. He was saying that unchecked immigration could destroy this country. And ‘surprise, surprise’ almost 40 years later that is precisely what we are seeing. But it is not just unchecked immigration that is destroying this country it also the doctrine of multiculturalism.

Unchecked immigration and multiculturalism have let to a massive increase in Muslims, which has let to an increase in mosques and this has let to home grown terrorists who try to blow up people on their way to work. If this country kept a better grip on immigration and introduced assimilation, like they have in the USA, then we would not have home-grown terrorists.

Another problem with multiculturalism is the constant pandering to the ethnic minorities. We now have a situation that employers can not employ the best person for the job but have to employ a black or asian person in order to fulfil a quota imposed upon them by the Commission For Racial Equality.

Under multiculturalism it is ok for foreigners to speak their own language and not bother to learn English properly or at all! The biggest problem with this can be see within the NHS where doctors and nurses are supposed to help patients but this is becoming increasing problematic because the patients sometimes can not understand what the doctors or nurses are saying due to their lack of correct English.

I know some Tory tossers are going to say that Enoch Powell was not right and how my comments are disgraceful but according to American pollster Douglas Schoen and University of Oxford academic R.W. Johnson, Enoch Powell had directly attracted 2.5 million voters to the Conservative Party at the 1970 general election and the Conservatives won the election as a result. So the Tories should show some gratitude towards the legacy of Enoch Powell.

I believe that any immigrants to the UK have to follow the laws of this country and be able to speak English correctly. If I went to live in another country I would have to obey their laws and speak their language so why shouldn’t we expect immigrants to Britain to follow British laws and be able to speak English.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

How To Increase Your Carbon Footprint

The other week there was a supplement in my Daily Telegraph however I was disgusted to see that it was some green hippy shite. The supplement was called Greener Living 24/7 and was 'advising' people about how to live greener lives. It focused on how we can reduce our carbon footprint. Although everyone knows that such a task is pointless because carbon dioxide does not contribute to any form of climate change.

I believe that we should piss off these green hippies by increasing our carbon footprint by as much as possible. If you do not know how to do this then do not worry because I will help you. What you have to remember is that every little helps but let us start with the big, expensive activities.

Nothing increases your carbon footprint like a long haul flight so be sure to book yourself a holiday somewhere far away and/or exotic such as; Australia, New Zealand, the far east, USA, Maldives, South Africa and any of the pacific islands. This will be sure to irritate any hippy and you will enjoy telling your local hippy especially when you see the look of horror on their face when you tell them where you have been, how far away it is and how much carbon you have used.

If you can not getting away on holiday then I suggest you buy a new car, preferably one with a large engine or low fuel economy. Or perhaps you could buy a 4x4 or pickup truck because not only are they safe, especially with a grille guard but it is bound to get the hippies all enraged. Also your carbon footprint can increase quite considerable especially if you make every journey (long and short) in the 4x4/pickup truck.

However if these options are too expensive for you then as I said earlier every little helps so wash your clothes in the washing machine as 40 or 50 degrees rather than the government recommended 30 degrees. Remember to wash colours separately, not because the colours will run but, because it will use more carbon. Also leave the television on stand by because that way you can just pick up the remote and switch it on and again it uses more carbon.

Also try and increase your food miles. Everyone at the moment is banging on about how they want food produced locally however it can be very expensive so buy the cheaper foreign imports and increase those food miles. For example do not buy British beef, buy Australian beef, also you can buy New Zealand lamb and Braeburn apples. However be careful because some Braeburn apples are produced in France and not New Zealand, so when that occurs and you can not get New Zealand Braeburn apples then buy US Granny Smiths or some other New Zealand/Australian apples.

Well you now know how to increase your carbon footprint. If you require any more help in increasing your carbon footprint then do not hesitate in sending me an email and I will be glad to help you. So lets increase that carbon footprint and remember; keep those lights on!