Saturday, July 11, 2009

Beware Of Thieving Gippos

I would like to begin this article by warning all of you about the dangers of thieving gippo scum. There has been a spate of burglaries carried out by pikey bastards including a burglary at the depot of a local garden maintenance firm. The thieves took a ride-on Kabota lawnmower with a Müthing flail, all the strimmers, all the blowers, all the hedge cutters, the aluminium ramps and the flatbed trailer.

As myself and Rumsfeld have stated on this blog vigorously, gypsies are genetically criminal. This means that the pikey community would burgle hard-working businesses and citizens to get some money, rather than actually join the rest of society and earn money the honest, and correct, way by finding a job.

Now to those people who bleat on about how the gippos are innocent until proven guilty I say that is rubbish because if you look at all the items stolen you will notice that they are expensive and they can all (which the exception of the ride-on lawnmower which was obviously nicked to order) be off-loaded quickly.

This is clearly what the gippos want because that way they can make lots of money quickly without actually working for it and all the equipment they stole can be shifted without a trace of evidence that it was them who committed the burglary.

It is such a shame that these filthy scumbags get a chance to profit from other people’s hard work and as for the local garden maintenance firm, it is unlikely that they will get their equipment back. So, in order for justice to be done what I propose is that the police should go to all the local gippo camps and do two things. Firstly, they should confiscate all their possessions which, of course, they probably nicked in the first place, and secondly they should give them a good beating.

17 comments:

Neo Conservative Hants said...

Welcome back Lincs and if I may say so Well Said.

Gippos are scum of the earth who should all be sectioned or made to change their lives for the better.

Anonymous said...

What an intelligent well written article. You show a great insight and perception into the criminal mind. I’m sure anyone reading this would be impressed. A shame that you are a total fuckhead without a functioning brain. If you had two brain cells you would be dangerous.

Anonymous said...

What a thick semi literate twat!

Neo Conservative Hants said...

Why don't you ever back up your views with some evidence for once you anonymous tossers?

Anonymous said...

I don't need to back up my views. Your racist, pig ignorant comments do more than I could ever do to prove what a worthless bunch of embittered nonces you are.

Neo Conservative Hants said...

Go back to your Lib dem hippies Ross.

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of dicks!

Lionheart said...

Anonymous, it looks like we have you well and truly rattled, ahaha!

Neo Conservative Hants said...

GIPPOS UPDATE
Heard the one about the thieving Gippos in Altrincham lately?

Apparently they're behind a number of raids in a Cheshire Jewellers.

basically whilst one Gippo does the nicking the others do the distracting.

Oldest trick in the book?

Try telling that to the local bobbies who have threatened to sue the owner under Human Rights legislation for barring the scum from his shop!

Which is why Neo Conservative Hants remains firmly committed to taking every Gippo off the road, sectioning them under the Mental Health Act, putting their children in care of Social Services and sterilising them.

Anonymous said...

Lionheart or whoever the fuck you are I don't care.

Have you ever heard of the word "irony"?

You think you have me rattled?

Why should I be rattled?

Just because you and your buddy right a few extreme thoughts so as to get a little attention doesn't rattle me in the slightest.

I'm just amazed that people like you still exist. Thought you had become extinct years ago.

Still I suppose the blogosphere is a step up from when you wrote on toilet walls.

Anonymous said...

I thought that sort of thing would be right up your street Ross.

Got to pull somehow buddy.

Not everyone gets a degree just so as they can be a check-out boy at Morrisons do they?

Still, they do say every little helps.

Anonymous said...

What a pair of Tory tosspots!

Anonymous said...

Hear Hear, you neo people are sick in the head!
Nobneck wankbags!
What small penis' you have!

p.s - not rattled either, whatever the fuck that was meant to mean!
Do people seriously shit their pants from looking at blogs like this?
Weirdo's!
Thanks for the laughs though boys, it's true you never really do grow up!

I have a thought to leave you with... What do you call

Anonymous said...

Gippo scum should be exterminated. Take every pikey caravan off the street and burn it along ith every unbtaxed, uninsured pikey 4 wheel drive gippo truck. Spongeing wankloads the lot of 'em.

Anonymous said...

Gippo horseshit

Anonymous said...

leave off anomanouse, travellers kill,

Anonymous said...

people and steel init