Sunday, October 11, 2009

Hallelujah! The Mosque Has Been Refused!

City planners have advised councillors to refuse permission to build a Mosque in Lincoln. The application was refused on the grounds that it would cause an unacceptable demand on the highway network. Now we, at Neo-conservative Lincs, are thrilled with the decision but for other, more important, reasons.

As everyone realises, the Islamic faith is not actually a religion, rather, it is a cult in which followers (otherwise known as terrorists) worship a sand deity. Furthermore, the cult demands that non-followers need to be murdered so that a worldwide caliphate can be achieved. What you may not realise is that when a purposed built Mosque (like the proposed Mosque) is built, it not only serves the terrorists in the area, but it attracts more terrorists.

This is why I am so pleased that there will not be a purpose built Mosque (with a dome and minaret) built in Lincoln. The result would be disastrous because terrorists would flock to Lincoln from all over, and before you know it there will be a dangerously high number of terrorists in the city, listening to the local imam preaching death and destruction.

I for one, do not wish to see Lincoln become the new Leicester or Birmingham and have a muezzin shouting and wailing from the minaret, calling all the terrorists to arms. And we must realise that with every new Mosque built, it is a step closer to the Islamification of Britain and the death of ours lives, as we know it. Now that is a scary thought for us all!

Friday, October 09, 2009

The Inaugural Rumsfeld Peace Prize 2009

In the wake of the Nobel Peace Prize being issued today to Barack 'Osama' Obama presumably on the grounds of appeasing Iran, North Korea, Palestinians, Moslems, terrorists and Russia, we at Neo-Conservative Lincs would like to issue our own award.

The issuing of the Nobel Prize has long been a farce, and is merely awarded every year to promote various liberal causes. Barack Obama joins a prolific club of far left luminaries including Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Nelson Mandela and Yasser Arafat. Barack Obama's anti-American and British efforts over the last few months have done very little to promote world peace, and his message of 'hope' has certainly reached out to terrorists across the world.

In response to this, it gives us great pleasure to launch an award that will appeal to fair-minded folks everywhere. Ladies and gentlemen, the inaugural winner of this award goes to a man who understands that peace only comes through strength, and through holding an unflinching stance against evil where it is encountered. For his visionary leadership and steadfast courage, the winner of the Rumsfeld Peace Price 2009 goes to President George W. Bush.